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it never snows
on christmas
not around here
so it never feels
like christmas
not anymore
damn you climate change
you’re ruining my fun
i might have to challenge oil companies to a knife fight
and then bring a gun
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You’ve got a face only a mother could love
And there’s nothing more like christmas
Other than going to the mall
So really you’ve got it all
Nothing says money like a talking pine tree
Is he looking at you
He’s looking at me
With that big fake plastic eye
And something of a face design
You can go right now
And then you can see
What it’s like to scare kids with a plastic talking tree
I’m not being held at gunpoint but all your yuletides will be gay
If only you go and see him today
Nobody loves you
Everyone loves you
Nick and Tal and Cecil hate you as i’m sure you know
But I think you’re just misunderstood like I would know
Although I guess that I don’t blame them
If I had to work there
But the first two give me reds and blues with their hateful stare
As I gazed at this thing
That looks like it could eat
12 kids for breakfast and a 13th as a treat
Ruining the cowboy hat and boots from your dreams
Your eyelashes fall off and all the kids shout “woody”
Nobody loves you
Everyone loves you
You’ve got a face only a mother could love
And I can't relate
But we all must be your mother
We all must be your mother
You’ve got a face only a mother could love and we all must be your mother
Nobody loves you
Everyone loves you
Now
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Hey
You know Christmas is tomorrow
Christmas is tomorrow
And I always cry on Christmas Eve
I always cry on my birthday
And I might cry on Christmas this year
But you know Christmas is tomorrow
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4. |
I Wanna Meet Santa Claus
04:39
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I can’t wait for christmas this year a time where families come together
And end up a room of people stretched to their limits screaming at each other
I think that maybe if I smell the pine trees I feel the feeling I remember
Or wake up to see light snow outside that’ll turn to ice and water
I wanna meet santa claus
A jolly old man with no problems
Maybe he’d teach me how to be
The mythical person of my dreams
And I wanna meet santa claus
A jolly old man with no problems
Maybe he’d teach me what to do
To have fun with nothing to live up to
And the snow won’t come back ‘till January
An ideal time for the sad and lonely
I’m stuck thinking that’s just the way it goes
When it’s no longer fun to have ice and snow
And it’s the only time that it comes down
But it freezes over without a sound
Leaving you slipping shivering in the cold
Wishing you were back at the idealized reality of what you used to know
I just wanna meet santa claus
A jolly old man with no problems
Maybe he’d teach me how to be
The mythical person of my dreams
And I wanna meet santa claus
A jolly old man with no problems
Maybe he’d teach me what to do
To have fun with nothing to live up to
I don’t want a lot for christmas
There is just one thing I need
For that feeling to go away
And I guess someone to run with me.
I don’t ask for much these days
My physical wants have been met
But I wanna be happy on christmas
One thing I may never get
I wanna be happy on christmas
This year
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5. |
Hey Christmas Tree!
01:12
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Hey Christmas Tree!
You glow!
Yeah!
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Captain Sunshine Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
Captain Sunshine does what Nintendon’t
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